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  <title>Surf&apos;s Up</title>
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  <title>-239 seems a little.... low.</title>
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  <description>&lt;table width=&quot;500&quot; style=&quot;border:1px solid black; background-color:white; color:black;&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://triggur.org/dearsanta/santa.gif&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;6&quot;&gt;Dear Santa...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Dear Santa,&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This year I&apos;ve been busy!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Last Friday I punched &lt;span class=&apos;ljuser  ljuser-name_scandalous_x6&apos; lj:user=&apos;scandalous_x6&apos; style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://scandalous-x6.livejournal.com/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[info]&apos; width=&apos;17&apos; height=&apos;17&apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://scandalous-x6.livejournal.com/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;scandalous_x6&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; in the arm &lt;font size=&quot;-3&quot; color=&quot;gray&quot;&gt;(-10 points)&lt;/font&gt;.  In March I set &lt;span class=&apos;ljuser  ljuser-name_jellyhips&apos; lj:user=&apos;jellyhips&apos; style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://jellyhips.livejournal.com/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[info]&apos; width=&apos;17&apos; height=&apos;17&apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://jellyhips.livejournal.com/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;jellyhips&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&apos;s puppy on fire &lt;font size=&quot;-3&quot; color=&quot;gray&quot;&gt;(-66 points)&lt;/font&gt;.  Last Wednesday I helped &lt;span class=&apos;ljuser  ljuser-name_fantastic_cola&apos; lj:user=&apos;fantastic_cola&apos; style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://fantastic-cola.livejournal.com/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[info]&apos; width=&apos;17&apos; height=&apos;17&apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://fantastic-cola.livejournal.com/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;fantastic_cola&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; hide a body &lt;font size=&quot;-3&quot; color=&quot;gray&quot;&gt;(-173 points)&lt;/font&gt;.  In June I pulled over and changed &lt;span class=&apos;ljuser  ljuser-name_yoko_yu&apos; lj:user=&apos;yoko_yu&apos; style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://yoko-yu.livejournal.com/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[info]&apos; width=&apos;17&apos; height=&apos;17&apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://yoko-yu.livejournal.com/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;yoko_yu&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&apos;s flat tire &lt;font size=&quot;-3&quot; color=&quot;gray&quot;&gt;(15 points)&lt;/font&gt;.  Last Sunday I pulled &lt;span class=&apos;ljuser  ljuser-name_ninohime&apos; lj:user=&apos;ninohime&apos; style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://ninohime.livejournal.com/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[info]&apos; width=&apos;17&apos; height=&apos;17&apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://ninohime.livejournal.com/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;ninohime&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&apos;s hair &lt;font size=&quot;-3&quot; color=&quot;gray&quot;&gt;(-5 points)&lt;/font&gt;.  &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Overall, I&apos;ve been &lt;b&gt;naughty&lt;/b&gt; &lt;font size=&quot;-3&quot; color=&quot;gray&quot;&gt;(-239 points)&lt;/font&gt;.  For Christmas I deserve &lt;b&gt;a spanking&lt;/b&gt;!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Sincerely,&lt;br&gt;surf_zero&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;form action=&quot;http://triggur.org/dearsanta/&quot;&gt;Write your letter to Santa!  Enter your LJ username:&lt;input type=&quot;text&quot; name=&quot;uname&quot; size=&quot;20&quot;&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;submit&quot; value=&quot;Write Santa!&quot;&gt;&lt;/form&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m pretty sure that changing a flat tire wasn&apos;t the only nice thing I did this year. I could be wrong though. Can&apos;t really trust a guy who sets puppies on fire.</description>
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