Surf's Up

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Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Friday I punched scandalous_x6 in the arm (-10 points). In March I set jellyhips's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Wednesday I helped fantastic_cola hide a body (-173 points). In June I pulled over and changed yoko_yu's flat tire (15 points). Last Sunday I pulled ninohime's hair (-5 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-239 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, surf_zero

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I'm pretty sure that changing a flat tire wasn't the only nice thing I did this year. I could be wrong though. Can't really trust a guy who sets puppies on fire.